I’m already rocking hard with vixen Silvia Soprano but I’m convinced if given the chance for us to hook up? She would be in love-love with me - wishful thinking, big capping or just big facts? All of the above?

Witty and confusing headlines aside, it’s pure glowing on my crush-crush. Swiping is warm and fuzzy vibes.

‘I hope your day is as good as my butt’