Well, let’s not say scammers per se but it’s like going to Canal Street in the Big Apple and ‘hoping’ you’re buying the one rare legit cologne or perfume for half price but betting it’s watered down and fake, right? Turns out my Autoblow pal Brian Sloan is keeping it 100 about bogus or not-as-advertised Adult toys getting over on Amazon shoppers.

Laughter and pleasure at the same time? Why not? Turns out Adult Time knows how to push all the right buttons courtesy of its look at the Star Wars XXX parody flick.

Need some laughs mixed with drama? Look no further than what Adult Time has brewing these days courtesy of its new short film - ‘Pure Taboo: Polar Opposites.’

Love what Great Britain is all about? Look no further than stunner Gal Ritchie pulling through with Adult Time’s Bree Mills as they dish on a variety of topics for nearly a full hour ranging from growing up in England to lifestyle interests.

Have a love for pretty feet? Leave it up to Love Her Films coming through with vixen Cecelia Taylor and Lacey London to keep you happy-happy with silly questions courtesy of Buzz Feet.

Can Elon Musk just go ahead and take over Instagram already? The teasing Dasha a.k.a. Angel Daria is up to these days? Mind- blowing.

Just keeping it 100? Vixen Ryan Keely is way, way, way more ahead of the curve than you might think. Of course she’s a baddie when it comes to the bedroom theatrics but her mind? Yup - mind-blowing.

I’m a sucker when it comes to baddies turning up to my favorite hip-hop and R&B artists. So it’s no surprise Angel has me hooked turning up to Flo Milli and Bryson Tiller’s ‘Never Lose Me’ of course.

Seeing vixen Egypt moving around in the morning might be the best way to ignite your morning. So seeing her turning up with rap diva JT’s ‘Sideways’ playing, too? Epic.

True story? I’ve never dated a blonde. Sure, a few crushes and vice-versa but going the full-fledged date route? Never. So seeing what vixen Stella brings to the table? I’m sold.

How do you rate perfection? How about a 10/10? Turns out vixen Agatha Vega is out here smiling across the globe and making sure you feel the perfection.

Low-key? It’s rainy and nasty around the Big Apple and Garden State today but when you’re locking eyes with vixen Mandy Rhea? Well, let’s just say things are a bit sunnier, somehow.

Love warm and fuzzy vibes? Just kick back and let vixen Avery Jane warm up more than just your heart.

Need a reason to learn how to square-dance? Look no further than how vixen Stella is showing out these days with her country glow up.

Want a woman you can lose your mind over because of her bedroom antics and gym grind? Look no further than how vixen Penny Barber is showing out.

My worst fear? One. One is way too close to none. Two just won’t do. Three is for me - so it’s no surprise MixedX is coming through with the three-peat flex courtesy of vixen Zazie Skymm, Angelika Grays and Clemence Audiard all loaded up for your viewing pleasures.

Want to experience the first class of Vixen? Look no further than what’s available courtesy of Vixen Plus. More reasons to love the premium experience? How about all the newly added content?

There’s so much greatness associated with Adult Time - the digital powerhouse has made it way deeper than just adult content and dug deep into getting to know some of your favorite vixen and performers especially with the ‘Up Close’ series. Next up? How about Lulu Chu? Say less.

It’s rare for me to get turned on by paper but somehow seeing vixen Sisi Rose in a bathtub taking a money baby with - er - money? Somehow, I am sorta, kinda - turned on?

Forget a furry bunny this year. I’m all down for making an exception in the form of vixen Lauren Pixie in 2024.